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Oz wakes up to John Howard
by peptide Wednesday, Sep 12 2007, 4:06pm
national / social/political / commentary

The Oz conservative leader emerged from a challenge to his leadership today with a ‘brilliantly’ thought out plan – someone obviously doesn't have his best interests at heart! It reduces to something like this; vote for me and you also vote for the usurper Treasurer Costello, but if you don’t like him then you’re really voting for a team led by two leaders who hate each others guts. It concludes with another juicy illogic; vote for me and you vote for uncertainty, as my party will force me to retire immediately after the election – BLOODY BRILLIANT!

Alex, problem solving
Alex, problem solving

There isn’t much more to add except an African Parrot that demonstrated the intelligence of a 5-year-old human child, died in his cage today after hearing the Australian strategy to save conservatives from annihilation at the upcoming Federal Election. Alex, the African Grey parrot had consistently demonstrated a higher degree of intelligence than conservative advisers to the Howard government; his demise today has left a strategically bereft Oz conservative party in mourning and confusion – as is plain to see!

Baghdad burning, Howard's criminal legacy
Baghdad burning, Howard's criminal legacy

If looks could kill, Howard and usurper Costello
If looks could kill, Howard and usurper Costello


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