Police in Tasmania are treating the discovery of a burnt body [found] in bush near Launceston as a 'murder!' [Nah, you're shitting me, it was clearly an accident, you moron!]
Tas policeman relieving himself in bush
And this from the Oz ABC -- shame on you employing Murdoch's rejects.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/04/05/3182353.htm