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The ‘Lone Wolf’ terrorist and a ‘Little Red’ faced absurdity
by dingo Wednesday, Jul 11 2007, 2:09am
national / imperialism / commentary

There comes a time when beat-ups, orchestrated lies, fabrications and plain incompetence converge to form the most ludicrous proposition imaginable. We recall the Saddam connection to Bin Laden, fantasy WMD, mobile anthrax labs, bouquets of flowers and open armed welcomes for invaders, breaking the back of the insurgency, mission accomplished, the inane poetry of Rumsfeld and various other mutterings from the loony tunes brigade OF CRIMINAL MASS MURDERERS. However, it seems the best is yet to come; the local chapter of the lobotomy squad, masquerading as an anti-terrorist force in Sydney has invented a new category of terrorist – the “lone wolf.”

Media useful moron Imams screaming Jihad have passed their use-by dates; professional doctor terrorists are proving problematic as sufficient evidence has not been forthcoming, so enter the shiny new “lone wolf” category to fill the gaps created by incompetence – it wasn’t our fault it was the lone wolf and no one is expected to protect against that (creature of fantasy).

Panic-stricken agencies fear this creature that exists only in the minds of incompetents and opium smoking novelists of the nineteenth century – very romantic but totally unbelievable! It is simply impossible to be a ‘lone wolf terrorist’, it’s a contradiction in terms – terrorism like Christianity and Islam is a team sport, sport!

Assistant Commissioner Nick Kaldas said, “the so-called lone wolf factor; it has to be something that worries us. Somebody who doesn't communicate with anybody else. Therefore, we have no way of knowing or intercepting or listening in or hearing about what it is they're intending. This has to be one of our concerns.'' The implication being that required logistics and appropriate weaponry will be supplied by fairy godmothers! At this late stage we would all like to know what it is that local police and security agents are smoking.

But there’s more, never ever think the absurd has limitations. “The Bulletin magazine suggested that a terrorist cell of between 20 to 25 Australians is under constant surveillance.” One may well ask how people under “constant surveillance“ pose a threat unless of course surveillance techniques are inadequate – not to mention a bereft and inept compliment of clowns conducting the surveillance.

But to be fair, there is one possibility of a successful lone wolf attack and that is a sleeper within the security forces itself; everything required for the kill provided with compliments by the government – how perfect, all logistics, plans and weapons for free, not to mention perfect proximity or vantage – you bunch of dumbarse bozos!

Who is watching the watchers we may all ask, as this comedy of inept buffoonery is costing taxpayers hundreds of millions of hard earned dollars? But the nature of the game is to outsource/contract the security to your mates and that is a formula for infiltration.

The sheer number of security personnel poses the greatest risk – a uniform does not a 'trusted' make!

I can’t wait for retirement but I think I might take a dive and go out on a medical – poison apples and little girls in hoods will be next!

Departure into the absurd is a result of general incompetence and failed propaganda strategies -- any ad man or professional consultant/propagandist worth their 'salt' would confirm it.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/police-fear-lone-wolf-terrorist-at-apec/2007/07/11/1183833599511.html