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Disguised racism: test for Oz citizenship
by dingo Saturday, Aug 25 2007, 10:11pm
national / social equality/unity / commentary

Fresh from scapegoating a dark skinned Indian doctor (Haneef) the Australian Immigration Minister, Kevin Andrews, today released a booklet outlining test questions designed for would-be residents. Questions relate to whether or not the Australian Prime Minister, John Howard lied to the population in order to support the criminal invasion of Iraq, which resulted in the first holocaust and humanitarian disaster of the 21st century. Other questions relate to Australian conservatives fellating American Presidents and abandoning traditional Australian values.

Cronulla: Howard's racists in action!
Cronulla: Howard's racists in action!

Questions relating to symbols of conservative cringing and retrograde directions such as the stinking pommy Union Jack in OUR flag! Oz may learn much from immigrants who actually have a cultural identity and are not ashamed of their national heritage. It seems Oz is in dire need of courageous immigrants to compensate for the spineless, conservative, racist government that has become an international laughing stock – the Minister’s new booklet is sure to add to Oz’s plummeting reputation.

Prospective citizens would be required to learn how a nation once based on equality and mutual cooperation became a feudal economy where big business controls 99% of our natural wealth and returns almost nothing to Australian society.

Pathological lying tests will also be conducted and blame laying techniques will have to be mastered by all prospective newcomers to the paradise that was Australia. Particular attention will be placed on ethnic minority bashing techniques and the new sport of beach rioting.

But above all, the grandest test is whether the applicant for citizenship is able to become a despicable COWARD and COWERING SLAVE to a foreign power -- FOR FUCK’S SAKE, WILL YOU LIBERAL IDIOTS GET A GRIP?

The most un-Australian government in Oz’s short history is the conservative government of John Howard. His assault on traditional Australian values identifies HIM as the PROBLEM not immigrants looking for a new life!

Restore the nation, jail Howard and his senior ministers for their many crimes against humanity and the nation. One million innocent dead civilians demand it; but I almost forgot, DENIAL is a crucial requirement for all prospective Australian citizens!

Solutions not tests are required to rehabilitate the nation. One obvious solution is to completely eradicate the disease of conservatism from every aspect of Australian life.

Another Howard coward
Another Howard coward


 
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