Cleaves NEWSWIRE [Cleaves Newswire has been decommissioned but will remain online as a resource and to preserve backlinks; new site here.] Independent Open Publishing
 
"Hackers are like icebergs, it's what you don't see that sinks you" -- Anon
» Gallery

Search

search comments
advanced search
printable version
PDF version

Cayman Island and other ‘haven’ Banks panicking!
by dev null Monday, May 18 2009, 2:18am
international / miscellaneous / news report

Where did all that money go?

For those unaware that Cayman Island banks offer refuge for corporate tax cheats, drug cartels, CIA and other sordid organisations – BE ADVISED! A huge percentage of the filthy cash deposited in ‘haven’ accounts has been utilised to prop up (failed) US banks – did you really imagine criminal and clandestine ‘refuge’ banks were somehow disconnected or separated from the rest of the banking world, you greedy morons? All those filthy, mega CASH deposits have been absorbed and distributed as digital numerics throughout the entire banking world– in other words, the bulk of the cash is gone! But you could always go to the FBI or other regulatory body and ‘scream’ that you’ve been robbed, or that all 'YOUR' stolen blood money HAS BEEN STOLEN!

If you don’t believe it, ATTEMPT TO REDEEM THE GREATER PORTION OF YOUR FUNDS – THE FILTHY TRILLIONS ARE GONE – too funny! And it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving lot!

Hackers and others are laughing all the way to their respective REAL WORLD investments, SUCKERS! We loved every minute of it – how does it feel, assholes?

COMMENTS

show latest comments first   show full comment text

 #   Title   Author   Date 
    Uber alles     Kismo     Mon, May 18 2009, 2:57am 
    Health Care's Enigma-In-Chief     David Sirota via peate     Mon, May 18 2009, 9:10pm 



 
<< back to stories
 

© 2005-2024 Cleaves Alternative News.
Unless otherwise stated by the author, all content is free for non-commercial re-use, reprint, and rebroadcast, on the net and elsewhere.
Opinions are those of the contributors and are not necessarily endorsed by Cleaves Alternative News.
Disclaimer | Privacy [ text size normal | >> ]