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Jesus, a fag?
by fish Saturday, Nov 24 2007, 10:09am
international / theology / opinion/analysis

The Jews consider an unmarried adult male as not quite right, not human in fact. Jesus was in the prime of his libidinous life when he was killed at age 33 yet we have no clear record of any sexual liaison with anyone – male, female or hamster! The question is therefore begged, what were Jesus’ sexual predilections and what revealing information of a sexual nature exists in texts today.

Jesus/Dionysus

In the Aramaic Gospel of Peace, Jesus instructs his followers not to “go a whoring,” or be promiscuous for the sake of maintaining health; in the Gospel of Matthew it is stated that celibacy is desirable for the sake of heaven. In an apocryphal fragment strong homosexual innuendo saturates the text – he apparently slept with a young man!

However, from the record we know he frequented bars (inns) and vigorously defended whores, he also maintained very close relations with women of all classes and types. In the gospel of Philip it is stated he often kissed Magdalene on the mouth. We also have the extraordinary account, laden with sexual symbolism, of females anointing and washing his feet with their hair while shedding tears of adoration (ecstasy?)

Interesting stuff all of it, especially in the Hellenistic context of Jesus making the claim that he is the “true vine,” apparently an attempt to usurp the very phallic God, Dionysus, from his strong position as the dominant deity of the time!

Many astronomical references exist in the text, particularly the celestial virgin bearing the sun/son. The text is saturated with sexual symbolism throughout; the theme of regenerative solar phallicism dominates the text. In Jesus we have the Deific phallus personified and we know a cock cannot have sex with itself (patriarchy) it must seek out and engage the 'cosmic womb' if harmony and balance is to prevail.

It is no accident that women surrounded Jesus throughout his life, as every experienced male knows women express their love by uniting with the object of their adoration in order to re(pro)create. There is no stopping them, if forbidden natural expression females soon depart for more fertile prospects! But we know women of marriageable age did not depart from Jesus.

In Jesus they found a PASSIONATE man and a phallic regenerative Deity in ONE. In addition, Jesus was a social reformer and fierce defender of equal rights for women; a very progressive and brave attitude for his day. What a man!

In the social context of the time Jesus would have been irresistible to women in every way; a theological saviour, social reformer, libidinous, regenerative phallic God free from the social constraints imposed by the prissy, prim and ‘proper’ values of the ruling religious hypocrites of the time. The text describes at length Jesus waging constant ‘warfare’ with the mercantile, professional and priest class of the period.

Surviving texts are extremely revealing; recorded material betrays that which is omitted. The pains to which editors and scribes have gone to skirt or veil the issue of Jesus’ sexuality is clearly evident.

From the available information we know Jesus was extremely social and loved the company of women; compare his behaviour with the sexually aberrant religionists of today! It is highly unlikely he refrained from loving sexual relations – he not only presented himself as the Phallic God but also as the God of Love!

In stark contrast to today's sexually perverse, repressed and aberrant theologians, Jesus was an unabashed Lover in every sense of the word. From Love issues Peace, contentment and harmony.

Consider the man of Peace and Love, Jesus, and compare with today's ‘Christians’ – mindless, hate-filled, warmongering conservatives bear no relation to Jesus Christ whatsoever!

The One God revealed One Law above all else – LOVE!

[No if's or but's.]