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The Lackey and the President
by yarra Friday, Aug 10 2007, 12:46pm
international / social/political / commentary

George Bush demonstrates his sovereignty over his newest colonial acquisition, Australia! Bush has thrown the highly coordinated security plans for the APEC summit in Sydney into disarray by arriving two days earlier than was previously arranged. The chaos and disruption this ill-considered change in plans will cause will be enormous. But what choice does a lackey prime minister and a subservient population have? The King of America and colonies, Iraq and Australia, has spoken and we can but find joy in licking Bush’s arse!

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It is no secret that Howard is an expert arse-licker and knows the terrain of Bush’s hind area better than anyone alive – including Laura Bush – but I’m sure I speak for all traditional pre-Howard Aussies in stating that if his majesty, Bush, wishes to disrupt the summit and demonstrate his disrespect for his host and other world leaders, he can just stay at home, in other words, if you don’t like it then shove it!

Why should Australia kow-tow to Bush or tolerate such disrespect from an imbecilic Texan puppet and buffoon? Bush recently stated to the media that the American economy is “strong” – let’s not let the REALITY of a stock market MELTDOWN destroy the delusion – déjà vu “mission accomplished” or “we’ve broken the back of the insurgency!” How about we just give Bush a “bouquet of flowers” with a card from the Iraqi people and put him back on the jet? Every other world leader has demonstrated their RESPECT and consideration not only for their host but for each other – well, fuck you Bush, or as we say down here, go and get yourself well and truly fucked (you cretinous AMERICAN swine!)

Not all is lost however; the timing couldn’t be better for the forthcoming elections, Bush has highlighted how servile prime minister Howard really is, and how little respect Americans have for Australians – take us for granted and you may get a bigger shock than your failure in Iraq!

Nothing less than a heart-felt full apology to Sydney citizens and Australia will be accepted for the outrageous disruption you have caused to the summit. Be sincere, every Aussie sharpshooter and sniper is watching every facial expression through their scopes. Failing an apology let it be clearly understood that disrupted security arrangements have sometimes ended in lethal calamities! No great loss; a useless Texan puppet is completely expendable – ain’t that right?

Australians should not forget that the Bush regime is the most incompetent in American history; WE have no cause to be in awe of idiots, imbeciles and criminals nor should we be taken for granted or treated as second rate citizens in OUR OWN BLOODY COUNTRY!

Think on these things at the next election. Think also of the ‘best economic managers’ who cajoled you into transferring large amounts of hard earned funds into vulnerable super schemes just prior to the stock market CRASH!

Vacuum-head George and his arse-licking slave, Johnny -- what a match!

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today's anthem
by sand man Friday, Aug 10 2007, 10:31pm

Once a joyless slave man
Camped by a bottle shop
Under the shade of an apathy tree

And he drank as he watched
Australia sold out by John Winston Howard
You’ll come and cop it in the arse with me

Waltzing complacency
Waltzing to oblivion
Come suck American dick with me


Cop it in the arse
Cop it down the throat
You'll come and sell our nation for free!


 
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