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Banana Terrorists strike in Bondi Junction
by yarra Sunday, Mar 29 2009, 9:23pm
international / peace/war / commentary

A massive explosion rocked Bondi Junction today; alarmed residents reported seeing mysterious figures, dressed in banana and other fruit costumes, making their escape from the scene.

Twin Towers, Bondi Junction
Twin Towers, Bondi Junction

The attack on the Eastgate ‘Twin Towers’ in Bondi Junction may be a retaliatory attack from a wholesome food lovers group against profiteering, duopolist, supermarket chains, Coles and Woolworths.

The police foreskin division is of the opinion the explosion was caused by a build-up of methane fumes arising from the highly priced ‘quality, fresh’ foods on sale in the supermarket on the ground floor.

The Oz federal Police chief Mick ‘well planned event’ Keelty, is investigating reports that Bin Banaladen was involved in the alleged attack on the Twin Eastgate Towers! Federal Police are hunting a dark skinned Indian doctor to frame for the attack; however, no action will be taken until the ‘shout’ is completed.

Meanwhile the Oz PM, Kevin ‘custard face’ Rudd, has received orders from his American masters and is ready to parrot US policy at the G20 summit.

Servile Oz politicians on both sides of politics compete for the 'privilege' of sucking American cock. Just another normal day in Oz since Australia forfeited its SOVEREIGNTY to the yanks -- spew!

Wake up Oz! Thanks to the ‘leadership’ of Howard and Rudd, we have become the laughing stock of the entire world! We are NOT spineless, witless, cowards or subservient to anyone!

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http://cleaves.zapto.org/news/story-1492

http://cleaves.zapto.org/news/story-1422.html

http://cleaves.zapto.org/news/story-341.html

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