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‘Kneepads’ Smith, ranting over Mugabe
by dingo Monday, Jun 2 2008, 1:53am
international / imperialism / commentary

The Australian foreign minister Stephen ‘kneepads’ Smith, is in a ‘tiff’ over Robert Mugabe attending a UN food security summit in Rome to which Smith is also invited -- my God, who will they invite next? Smith, widely perceived as a knee-walking, sycophant and American lackey, may be attempting to assert himself as a man by vocally criticising Mugabe. However, images of Smith cringing to the mocking laughter of Condoleezza Rice at a Washington press conference recently, remain fresh in peoples’ minds; achieving manhood my elude Smith yet again!

Robert Mugabe

Nevertheless, it should be safe targeting a universally reviled 84 year-old dictator. For Australia, the added SUBLIMINAL advantage of attacking a BLACK MAN offers an additional bonus; who knows, Smith may even snag an invite to the Camden Council racist ball where locals vie for the titles of racist and xenophobe of the year?

It’s also safer to rubbish a BLACK AFRICAN tyrant rather than an Asian or European tyrant; Asians and Europeans are in a position to hit back, so go for your life, Mr Smith!

Few people have any time for tyrants but tyrants have something the foreign minister will never have, and that is a SPINE – Mugabe 'gives and good as he gets.' Perhaps you should challenge him face to face; the ensuing debate would be very revealing. Go on, Stephen, challenge the man to his FACE – Mugabe's tirades are always entertaining.

Our sources in Washington have informed us that Condi Rice has lost her dildo again, so a stopover in Washington may be required on route home, KNEEPADS!

Whether Smith’s current outburst serves to distract from the negative media the PM is currently attracting or whether it’s good ol’ Aussie racism, I cannot determine but the factors that have created the food crisis are plain to see – pollution induced climate change and the utilisation of vast areas of food producing land for ethanol production!

If you wish to understand the REAL “OBSCENITY” behind the global FOOD CRISIS, it lies in the policies of the DEVELOPED NATIONS – no petty little dictator could hope to match the OBSCENE efforts of the affluent nations, you dumb fuck, Smith!

The sooner you and Rudd are removed from office the better!

http://www.theage.com.au/national/mugabes-attendance-at-food-summit-obscene-smith-20080602-2krr.html