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Bilderberg in a nutshell
by Kingfisher Wednesday, Jun 11 2008, 11:12pm
international / imperialism / commentary

The secretive Bilderberg group is the focus of numerous conspiracy theories and other wild imaginings; however, it is nothing more than a group of Zionists, Bankers, Industrialists, Monarchs (believe it or not) former and current politicians ALL OF WHOM HAIL FROM THE WEST! Russia, India, Brazil, China and numerous other nations are not represented! An absurd situation as China and other emerged nations now dwarf the influence and power these European monarchs and American capitalists imagine they possess. Put simply, the Bilderberg group is an ANACHRONISM in today’s rapidly changing world.

O, about that oil, VIVA!

As evidence of its antiquated status and extremely bad judgement, this group favoured and supported the Clinton and Bush presidencies; both are noted for their illegal military interventions in the Balkans, the Middle East and Central Asia, respectively. These 'incursions,' as we all know today, destabilised the world and turned it against America and the West.

Primarily due to the folly of these corporate instigated wars, the economic power base has shifted EAST, well done Bilderberg, you bunch of linear thinking, avaricious birdbrains!

Bilderberg actually represents the last vestiges of western imperialism; the old world colonial powers desperately clinging to what remains of their former influence. Today, however, its influence has been drastically reduced and confined to Western Europe and America. Who lost the world, morons? War is a very bad diplomatic option in today’s world but that is all you clowns know; ‘buy them or bomb them,’ the simplistic 'solutions' of retards!

Has anyone in your group bothered to study the softly, softly, Chinese approach, which as we all know today has won the economic war with the greatest of ease – I can’t help smiling and rubbing sub-prime salt into the bankrupt wound – ‘when will they ever learn, indeed!

Has it occurred to you geniuses that Russia and the East are able to support Afghan, Iraqi (and Serbian) freedom fighters in the same way you supported the Mujahadim; a CIA tactic that resulted in a bankrupt Soviet economy and the collapse of the USSR – but who is busting/collapsing NOW? Those incapable of learning from their own winning strategies are LOST indeed! Keep doing what you’re doing, you’re winning the war for us; can you see our smiling faces?

We think it’s a brilliant idea to pour billions more into Afghanistan, Iraq, the Pacific, Africa, Latin America and every other region you have already lost to us, we expect a U.S. naval fleet in Sydney harbour shortly, you quarter-brains!

I’m getting carried away now but I love to indulge myself when it’s strategically appropriate, you blithering buffoons!

Bilderberg, ay! Like all anachronisms doomed in a NEW World. Did someone miss the boat, what a shame?

This is too easy; we need real challenges not lame and dithering attempts from mental deficients!

You will forgive me for declining the next invitation; nevertheless, colleagues will keep me informed. Ya just can’t trust anyone these days!


‘Oh, say can you see old empires in decline
What so proudly we hailed is now in its twilight .. tra la!’

What wins wars and every other challenge is skill and intelligence, two qualities in short supply in the West it would seem.

It is over, Uncle; you cannot fight the entire free world and hope to win.

‘The war is won or lost before the first battle begins’ – Sun Tzu