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Sarah Palin brandishes ‘phallic trophy:’ the symbolism is not lost
by budgie Tuesday, Sep 23 2008, 2:41am
international / social/political / commentary

Holding a giant tube of ‘lipstick’ aloft there is no stopping this gutsy, all-American gal who is winning the hearts and subliminal minds of the American people. At present she is unbeatable; the democrats have no answer for the ‘Palin push,’ none whatsoever -- though an answer surely exists!

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Prior to detailing exactly how Obama’s camp surrendered the race to the opposition, a brief analysis of today’s Republican right is in order.

The first criterion/prerequisite for successful analysis is dispassion, never get emotionally involved with the subject – let the suckers do that!

The neocons make no secret of the fact they are corporatists, corporate government in fact! The past decade has seen pretences to the contrary steadily discarded for overt Corporate ideology. The latest demands by Henry Paulson for total control of the nation’s purse strings without interference or oversight from government is testimony of the fact!

The question the bereft of talent democrats should be asking is why they dropped the sure winning strategy of grass roots Internet campaigning in favour of corporate funding? After Cheney-Bush the people would have taken Obama all the way to the top with a resounding victory but Barack O’Bilderberg sold out to the same forces that control the Republicans. In those circumstances the people tend to choose ‘full-strength’ rather than ‘lite’ government! You don’t beat them by joining them, do ya, Bobby-Joe?

The success of Obama’s grass roots campaign was clearly evident with his fundraising. Turning that successful Internet apparatus to vote appropriation at election time required almost no effort but the Dems in their ‘wisdom’ or corruption – take your pick -- dumped this winning strategy for Corporate funded dollars, the reason is obvious! Some people actually go so far as to suggest that the ‘winner’ is predetermined and the whole damn election ‘race’ is a charade, an orchestrated sham – I certainly hope not, Jethro!

Bill ‘Bilderberg’ Clinton’s press statement today in praise of Palin is an interesting ‘twist,’ DON’T YOU THINK? [At least I ask the question the Republican ideology is DON’T THINK!]

You see, I couldn’t help myself, I let it slip before padding it into a longer story – old habits die hard! Can you guess who chose that loser, Joe Biden? The same people who chose Sarah Palin?

Palin’s selection of running with America’s own talking ‘mummy,’ was/is a stroke of genius. Palin ‘incorporates’ almost every known American archetype; from the hunting/pioneering spirit to fecundity, family values and strong myopic ‘Christian’ beliefs – her overt sexuality should not be ignored either!

Palin teases powerful responses in the cultural consciousness -- who could have made a better selection?

The average American is unable to define ‘democracy’ let alone think. In a nation where the current leader is unable to string a sentence together, Daniel Boone’s wife is the perfect choice, she can actually talk! Sarah is the right girl for the job -- an unfortunate heart attack will take care of the ‘mummy’ -- McCain won't last a year!

Yesiree Bob, it’s not about policy it’s about image and response and another dependent, manageable president! But I have a little confession to make regarding my support for the rabid ‘war-mongering’ right. We are looking for every opportunity to launch on the USA – ‘bomb, bomb, bomb, McCain and ‘308 calibre’ Palin are the perfect choice!

Goodbye and good luck, you dumb, pathetic, yankee doodle fucks!


 
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