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Obama to ORDER Rudd on Policy
by Captain Tuesday, Mar 16 2010, 10:18pm
international / social/political / commentary

How dare that puppet, Aussie flea, Kevin ‘CENSORSHIP’ Rudd, refuse our Mad Cow beef exports, who or what does that UNREPRESENTATIVE servile flea think he is, a REAL AUSTRALIAN or something? It’s confirmed, Obama will not risk an open visit to Oz due to increased security concerns; it seems yanks continue to regard Aussies as an unholy bunch of unpredictable and dangerous penal colonialists, rebels, renegades and Freedom Fighters, too dangerous a population for an open visit, can’t understand how they arrived at that conclusion! Nevertheless, Obama, who would rather not stop in Oz period, has been forced to visit Rudd in Canberra and instruct him on a number of policy decisions Washington wishes its puppet government to adopt!

Rudd is nothing if not SERVILE to America; dangerous full-body X-ray scanner anyone? How about putting a knife through FREE SPEECH with secret information CENSORSHIP lists, or allowing American Mad Cow beef exports into Mad Cow FREE Oz, only to mention a few UNMANDATED policy decisions ‘custard face’ Rudd will be ordered to maintain – the traitorous scum!

You could always prove me wrong Kevin, but you don’t have the balls of a REAL AUSTRALIAN, REPRESENTATIVE LEADER, you despicable piece of Queensland excrement!

We just might make the quick trip down to Canberra, the temptation is proving difficult to resist. Just me and a handful of my SAS comrades for a sort of ‘reunion’ – think of that before you sell the nation down the drain, you stinking traitor!

Consider what you’re servility to U.S. demands regarding the installation full-body X-ray scanners at our airports would do to women unaware of an early pregnancy – you would maim our unborn young on orders from the murdering yanks, you vile, unspeakable, scum!

Understand this and understand it well, Kevin – there is a COST to selling the AUSTRALIAN people down the drain; we’ll be watching and waiting for your response to errand boy Obaa’ma’s instructions, you cocksucker!

Obama will probably also instruct you to silence the free voice of Oz Independent Media – give it your best shot, Kevin, you treasonous, gutless, servile, flea!

While you’re drying your hair in front of a mirror, you no-account, narcissist, think of the long term personal cost of selling us out! You may even force a retrospective sweep -- are no war and financial criminals safe these days?

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Obama cancels till mid year (or never!)
by ned Thursday, Mar 18 2010, 6:37pm

[Spooked] Obama cancels visit YET AGAIN, referring to the lame excuse of domestic health reform. Meanwhile Oz approves uranium supplies to Russia -- you sure you got your priorities right, Baa'rack? Russia gets uranium while you navel gaze!

Never mind Baaa' rack, we'll wait for you; we are VERY patient down here -- and we are also expert in handling 'sheep,' black or white!

[Btw - you will use Oz as a nuclear waste dump over someone's dead body -- you've been pressuring Australia to take your radioactive shit since Hawke was PM -- we are no one's client State or dumping ground, you can shove your nuclear waste up your star-spangled arse!]

Keep your own poisonous radioactive waste on your own soil -- you got that, CLEAR?


 
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