Radicalism in new Oz opposition may prove successful - National Social/Political

Radicalism in new Oz opposition may prove successful
by spot Thursday, Dec 10 2009, 9:14pm
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To say the current GEEK Prime Minister is not a reflection of Oz character or manhood would be to state the obvious. We also recall that our current submissive and spineless PM, Kevin ‘yes Rupert’ Rudd, is also a Queensland PHILISTINE (the Henson reaction); we could go on and on but to the punch line!

What passed for ‘radicalism’ in Oz politics has historically been associated with Labor, the trad left, social party of Oz; however, that changed with the election of Kevin ‘hair dryer’ Rudd, to office – a ‘man’ who made no secret of the fact that he modelled himself on the former PM, John ‘arch-conservative’ Howard. In fact Rudd played ideological ‘me too’ politics with Howard in order to blur any distinction between himself and his opponent at the time.

Thanks to Rudd, Federal Labor has become the new ANAL conservative party of Australian politics – leaving a whopping chasm where Oz radicalism once lived; and as most non-partisan political analysts are aware there are no vacuums in politics!

Oz radicalism (consciously or unconsciously) has been adopted by the former conservative party of Australia, the Liberal-National Coalition, and what an entertaining spectacle it has become – after all, modern politics has become more spectacle than anything else.

The tussle for the limelight has been won by the National's leader, Barnaby ‘can’t pay’ Joyce, and the opposition leader Tony ‘Indian hemp’ Abbott -- who would have thought that a ‘nice’ (“that’s bullshit”) guilt-ridden, conservative, Catholic fanatic would indulge in a mind-altering, psychedelic concoction usually reserved for Hindu religious festivals and wandering ascetics? Yes indeed, OUR Tony Abbott happily ingested a Bhang Lassi – a powerful sweetened yoghurt and cannabis drink while en-route through India (interesting stopover) to Oxford University!

The active psychotropic in the popular beverage is derived from the resin-ating (heads) flowers of the female Indian hemp plant and as every inveterate pot smoker knows, the Indian variety is extremely powerful; indeed, consuming a Bhang Lassi is one of the most potent methods of delivery, goodbye Tony!

Now compare the above antics with the SERVILITY of knee-walking, Christian HYPOCRITE, Kevin ‘custard face’ Rudd! (What is art and culture anyway? I’m here to serve America, Rupert, Wall St Bankers, BHP and Corporatists!)

Do not despair Australia; the true spirit of Oz will never die as I hope this NON-PARTISAN piece (have you got it, Ms Crabb) exemplifies?

The truth of massive corruption and collusion in Oz politics from Gough ‘Balibo’ Whitlam through Johnny ‘war criminal’ Howard to Kevin ‘yes Rupert’ Rudd will be made public when the TIME is right – the roof is caving in on these sordid and cowardly individuals, but to return to the story.

To gain maximum coverage/effect the Liberal and National party leaders have hit the press with a RADICAL vengeance. The conservative, ANAL, Labor Party has been quick to criticise Barnaby Joyce for stating the TRUTH regarding Queensland’s inability to pay its massive debt, whereas, and by comparison, the ENTIRE informed WORLD is AWARE that the USA has NO INTENTION WHATSOEVER of meeting its TWELVE TRILLION ($12) DOLLAR (!!!) NATIONAL DEBT – a little perspective please!

But the stolen page goes to ‘the stoned Jacobin,’ Tony Abbott, a true radical if nothing else!

It seems the next election will be fought by a talking anus (no prizes) and a newly invigorated (on pot) budgie smuggling, guilt-ridden, radical hippie, Catholic – can you imagine it?

[“Shit happens!”]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/12/11/2768477.htm

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