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Fitzgibbon falls on 'pen-knife' and resigns his portfolio
by krill Wednesday, Jun 3 2009, 11:15pm
national / injustice/law / commentary

Nothing personal Fitzy, but you were sloppy; the idea for a front bencher is not getting caught! We’re gonna miss you, mate. You were so handsome in your blue flak jacket while ‘posing’ as defence minister; a much better presentation than that SERVILE twerp from QLD POSING as a Prime Minister! Every move he makes is dictated to him by US Bankers, Murdoch and Transnational mining companies – that’s democracy in action; representation by MINORITY vested interests.

Take the Libs with you, Fitzy -- be a good soldier!
Take the Libs with you, Fitzy -- be a good soldier!

But surely it makes ya blood boil knowing what Howard, Ruddock, Andrews and Keelty got away with (Haneef). After all, your indiscretions amounted to nothing by comparison. The criminal conservatives colluded at the highest levels of government and public service; notwithstanding their participation, with the U.S., in the crime/holocaust of the century.

Mate, I played footy too; never failed to score from the ‘blind’ side (was a great ‘move!’) As lock would scoop ball from scrum and take the blind-side winger with me, scored 8 times out of 10, under the posts! They didn’t expect a SMART, LATERAL manoeuvre like that, Fitzy.

I was recently discussing a few issues with Richo and mentioned going for Howard, he said, “we couldn’t do that!” I said, “why fuckin’ not?”

Do you really love your country Fitzy, or are you just another lackey like the rest – don’t let the conservatives get away with murder while you ‘hang’ for a misdemeanour -- as I often say, “fuck ‘em!”

At least this will force them to make you a very good offer, mate; but keep what I said in mind – it’s for the good of the nation and at the end of the day the USA and her allies are going down, plain to see. A nation REVILED by 95% of the world’s population has NO FUTURE, maaate!

‘I love a sunburnt (to a crisp) conservative
A land of sweeping JUSTICE’

Mate, if YOU do not make the move we’ll just have to score from the ‘blind-side,' AGAIN! But it ain't a game of footy, this time!


 
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