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ASIO recruitment ‘drive’
by peptide Monday, Feb 25 2008, 10:35am
national / social/political / commentary

I was recently informed – I somehow missed the original release -- that Australia’s spook agency is recruiting. Everything immediately fell into place when I saw the salary range for the position of “ASIO Officer grade 3,” which was unashamedly advertised in the local primate press as ranging from $49,280 – $53,100 (plus superannuation and shift allowances) wow! And we wondered why the nation has gone to wrack and ruin.

ASIO director, Paul 'chimp' O'Sullivan

I PAY MY PET BUDGIE MORE THAN THAT FOR SWEARING AT VISITORS!

Compare the wages of a Bank executive, $35 million without bonuses, and wonder no more why the government and its bureaucratic departments are BEREFT. A bunch of clowns served by a bunch of dunces – the future sure looks rosy for Oz -- Aunty Helen (NZ) here we come!

Perhaps now it is clear why the new bereft Oz PM, Rudderless Rudd, openly advertised for ideas on how to run the nation! For fuck’s sake! I don’t fuckin’ believe it, but it’s all sadly true.

ASIO, however, does have one redeeming characteristic -- unlike our other ‘supremely efficient’ security agency, the AFP, run by a drunken dropkick, who just blew $7.5 million attempting to frame an Indian national on terrorism charges – ASIO employees drink less and attend church more!

‘I love a sunburnt lobotomy
A land of sweeping morons’

Habib, "ASIO tried to recruit me .."

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/26/2172724.htm