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Anglo Aussies line harbour foreshore to catch a glimpse of ‘Royalty’
by morgan Tuesday, Jan 19 2010, 10:42pm
national / imperialism / commentary

In a scene reminiscent of the 50’s, Anglo-Aussies lined the Sydney harbour foreshore to get a glimpse of pommy Royalty; Republic anyone? In an extraordinary display of national infantilism and lack of identity, hundreds of vacuum-headed Australians, with no memory of the past or our early horrendous history, celebrated the appearance of a man directly descended from those responsible for inflicting so much grief and pain onto the Aborigines and early convict settlers!

We note Prince William’s lack of real achievement to date; his less than faithful mother, Diana, championed many causes including AIDS education, the eradication of cluster bombs and land mines to name a few. Her much publicised efforts unfortunately made no real impact on the use of inhumane munitions, but she receives marks for ‘having a go’ and drawing attention to important issues!

Her now 27 year old son William seems to lack the defiance, courage and strong will his mother was noted for; in fact many claim those traits led to her untimely and questionable death! Nonetheless, we certainly hope William is able to find his feet soon; there are many injustices in the world today screaming for people of CHARACTER and INTEGRITY to champion – good luck, poster-boy, time is no longer on your side! [May we respectfully suggest criminal Drone warfare and the continuous killing of civilians by the USA and British government in South Asia as issues worthy of a bored Royal’s attention?]

However, the issue here is Oz and mindless Sydney morons that have forgotten that it was the British Crown that deported thousands of convicts to Australia in the harshest conditions to exploit as slave labour and act as a vanguard for opening new areas of supply for Imperial Britain. Indeed, it is William’s ancestors that inflicted untold suffering and agony on indigenous Australians and early convict settlers. We should all think twice before mindlessly honouring any representative of the British Crown and perhaps consider requesting compensation, reparation or at least an apology for the cruel actions of British Royalty in the past – if we can say sorry then so can British Royalty!

It should also be remembered by parochial, xenophobic, no-identity, cringing, BACKWARD Anglo-Australians, that most of the civilised world has dispensed with monarchies altogether. The French decapitated their monarchy centuries ago and have never looked back. I do not recommend decapitation, though it’s a tempting thought considering the many mass murderers that remain at large in the world today (Mr John Howard).

It seems Australia in 2010, would rather remain in colonial servitude and national infantilism than assert an Independent identity; however, I am assured that those few hundred that attended the Prince’s BBQ are a shameful, uninformed minority!

Nevertheless, we do thank the visiting Royal for drawing our detested, do-nothing LACKEY Prime Minister, Kevin ‘hair dryer’ Rudd, out of the hole he was hiding in after his monumental face-loss in No-hopen-Hagen; Rudd could never resist a good photo opportunity; we can expect to see his repulsive, pursed, smiling anal face tracking the Royal at every (photo) opportunity.

I am also assured that Kevin ‘CENSORSHIP’ Rudd, represents minority interests (Plutocrats) and certainly does not represent the wishes of the CENSORSHIP opposing MAJORITY of Australians -- Rudd would have been ‘second in line’ to face the guillotine after war criminal, John Howard!

If nothing else William’s visit has distracted many us from the difficult issues confronting our lives, perhaps that was the idea, was it, Rupert?

Given the choice of being distracted by an underachieving Royal or an Irish-Aussie freedom fighter, give me Kelly, any day -- nuff said!

http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/william-attends-bbq-in-botanic-gardens-20100120-mkxm.html