The Colonisation of Australia - National Social/Political

America is usually faced with considerable trouble and expense colonising nations, but in Australia’s case the nation was offered free by John (no-identity) Howard, as a gesture of servility to his master and sheriff, George Bush, excuse me while I chunder! “I ‘love’ a star-spangled Oz full of gutless wonders, a land of cringing cowards who poop their pants when the Indo bogey man says, boo!” Fair go, mate! Who asked the population whether they wished to be absorbed by the universally hated pariah nation, Uncle America? We are now in bed with the most despised nation on the planet. We were only a minor target previously but Howard’s gesture has put us directly in the red zone. Killing Aussies is an easier and softer option than killing yanks yet the ‘currency’ is now almost equivalent!

If a leader is a reflection of his nation then colonisation was inevitable, however, it is now evident that none of the present ‘leadership’ has ever played Saturday football – that experience would have taught them how to deal with knocks, feigns and ‘dummies’, not squirm due to an inability to read and deal appropriately with a situation. I hope our next real leader is an all-rounder, the Howard experience/shame is a lesson that should never be forgotten!

The Australian Liberal Party has a history of cringing and cowardice. Their lack of a national identity is astounding to anyone who has had a balanced upbringing in Oz. Could you imagine Howard, Downer, Ruddock, Costello, etc, going for the ‘high one’ or packing down in a scrum or patrolling our beaches wearing a lifesaver’s cap? These activities develop character and gumption and other traits every male requires, unless of course you wish to become a card-carrying Liberal and run for Prime Minister! I realise that the above is a little cliched and ‘hairy-chested’ but the examples and the comparisons are difficult to dismiss.

Howard follows in the footsteps of another infamous and enduring Liberal leader, Robert (the monarchist) Menzies, who had his head so far up the British arse he developed piles in his nose. When Britain required the services of a lackey to dump their radioactive pollution onto (1956 Atomic tests) they immediately thought of Menzies, and now Maralinga glows in the dark, much to the shame of Australians – the health ramifications on Australian personnel is an issue to this day.

There is nothing good that comes of Australian Liberals. What is it with these gutless Oz Liberals, during her recent visit even the Queen advised Howard to break with the crown!

The only positive thing we could say about Menzies is that he didn’t surrender sovereignty. But Howard, not to be outdone in the lackey stakes, had to do one better and deliver the entire nation to the Yanks!

Australia paid a high price allowing Britain to pollute the nation, but we did gain knowledge in nuclear technology, we have had the expertise to produce atomic weaponry since the fifties! Did you hear that Johnny? Why are you so scared of the Indonesian barbarians and why haven’t you or your AFP leader, Mick Keelty, pursued those responsible for the cold-blooded murder of five Australian journalists in East Timor? The identities of the murderers are well known, the UN has an abundance of information in that regard and would no doubt supply it on request. The above notwithstanding, we are also aware that you are in possession of that information, Mr Coward.

Three hundred million Muslims are no more of a problem than one billion. We have recently been briefed on the ‘new’ concept of nuclear geo-warfare. Without alarming John Howard’s cowards to the point of panic, a brief explanation is warranted. The concept is not entirely new, strategic geo-nuclear-warfare is the perfect choice for an attack on Indonesia. The method is particularly effective in regions where the geology is notoriously unstable ie. prone to earthquakes, volcanic activity and other assorted instabilities of the earth’s crust. Small but powerful nuclear charges are strategically placed in order to precipitate natural disasters while other low radiation missiles are deployed on the surface.

The Indonesians are smug but primitive, they do not possess the sophisticated technology required to monitor deep-sea craft, research submarines etc. The fact that the Indonesian Archipelago is one of the most unstable geological formations in the world and Australia is one of the most stable should make it easy for even a coward to understand. There is nothing to fear from a bunch of fanatics!

Furthermore, we are in possession of the required technology and expertise to wage this most effective warfare and we do not require the assistance of the dumb-arse Yanks or anyone else. This is Australia talking and this is the South Pacific. We are nevertheless indebted to our Chinese neighbours who demonstrated with one comment, that the continued persecution of ethnic Chinese in Indonesia would not be tolerated. You will note that the gutless Indonesians have since targeted Westerners (Australians).

We would also add that America has not pursued strategic geo-warfare as a military option. A big mistake! This oversight has allowed the Sino-Russian military alliance to lead the world in this type of warfare.

If Indonesia persists with its outrageous and murderous behaviour, the effectiveness of geo-warfare will be demonstrated in the near future. We urge disbelievers to keep an eye on the Indonesian Archipelago. We also demand that the Indonesian authorities surrender the murderers of the five Australians mentioned above to the embassy for processing and trial in Australia.

A final message to the leader of Jemaah Islamiyah, Abu Bakar Bashir, Sir, you are a known scoundrel and criminal terrorist, do not think for one minute that John Howard is representative of Australians in general. We suggest you convert to the Australian Aboriginal Dreamtime faith in order to save your murderous soul, because nothing will save your glowing body and organisation!

Do you realy give that link any cred, Concerned? I suppose that pathetic fabrication might cut it in the land of the fanatic lobotomised.

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