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Bereft and incompetent Howard seeks Divine intervention!
by dingo Saturday, Apr 21 2007, 1:34pm
national / social/political / commentary

After over a decade of negligence and dereliction of duty, the Prime Minister of secular Australia has urged the population to “pray for rain”. “It's very serious, [O really, we hadn’t noticed Oz is a desert continent!] it's unprecedented in my lifetime [local experts have sounded alarms for decades] and I really feel very deeply for the people affected, [platitude]” Mr Howard told ABC Television.

'Honest' John Howard
'Honest' John Howard

Australians shouldn’t forget the inability of the Howard government to manage the minor crisis of storm damage to banana production. Rather than import from plentiful and inexpensive supplies in the region, the servile Prime Minister allowed the price to skyrocket to ridiculous levels. Bananas reached $13/kilo in major cities while across the Tasman New Zealanders paid less than $2/kilo for fully imported bananas. ‘Enough said’, regarding the bunch of dunces that populate Howard’s front bench!

Faced with the CONSEQUENCES of years of neglect and incompetence in relation to water management, the Howard Liberal ‘government’ of Australia seeks to solve the problem with a departure into the la-la land of theology! Well, ‘God helps those who help themselves’, Mr. secular Prime Minister or perhaps, ‘God is not mocked, you will reap what you sow’. We are all familiar with the fact that ‘God’ does NOT intervene in the affairs of men, you miserable, pathetic, incompetent!

We take this extremely revealing opportunity to draw attention to the fact that this excuse for a leader is complicit in the deaths of over half a million civilians in Iraq and has involved Australia in an illegal war – people may be slow to apprehend truth on occasion but a time ALWAYS arrives when HARD REALITY INSISTS!

It should now be abundantly clear to all Australians that the conservative ‘government’ is incapable of management in their own right. It may finally dawn on the local population that they have been duped for over a decade and that their 'fearless' leaders are criminally incompetent.

We urge all Australians to confirm that the term “GOVERNMENT” involves regulation and MANAGEMENT, NOT kow-towing to the profit-driven corporate sector -- that could care less for anything that doesn’t turn an immediate (short term) profit. Well, now it’s time to pay the REAL ‘banker’! We would also remind Aussies that the opposition ‘leader’ Kevin (suck a little harder) Rudd recently steered clear of environmental issues favouring instead the destructive and suicidal Coal Industry policy – do we anticipate a back-flip?

Faced with major crises the real character of leaders becomes impossible to hide or disguise – now get on your knees and pray!

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